firemomo45's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Peppa Pig and the Bacon]

Don't worry from all that bacon peppa pig should die from high cholesterol or a stroke eventually.

[Mike Mousse's Shopping]

They don't really cut a mouse up like knife against butter what a mousetrap does is that it breaks the mouses spine and suffocates it to death before disembowling itself. But honestly I find the sticky mouse traps the best mouse traps. Seeing the filthy creature starve and shit and piss itself while ripping itself off a paper and dying of starvation, dehydration, suffocation, and the smell of its shit. Never gets old. And then there's when you can trap them in a hole and pour scalding water on them...

[Pikachu, Get In The Ball.]

This was not funny.

[We Gotta Get Spongebob Ba]

Wasn't as faithful as when OneyNG did it, and at times kinda felt exaggerated, but in the end it did really manage to pull off what a spongebob episode was supposed to be, so I can applaud to that, as long as Viacom doesn't sue you to sell their spongebob brand chocolate milk.

[TmsT's "Spy and Sentry"]

Should've just made a Gmod machinema instead...

TmsT responds:

I know, right? Spy & Pyro was always supposed to be a GMod video, after the likes of the GMod Idiot Box etc, but I'm much more competent at 2D Flash animation than 3D Gmod animation, so I went with Flash for S&P and its sequel. Even simple GMod puppetry is a lot of work - I take off my giant stack of comical TF2 hats to anyone who's made a movie in GMod!

[Tales of Zale - Episode 1]

I blame ISIS for the end of the world.
The caused global warming for using all that damn oil...

[We Are Witches - Prologue]

Meh. Try to make it more interesting for a broader audiance instead of using the same old cliche "Giant evil monster awakens and 4 legendary heroes go on a journey" otherwise the people are really going to get bored of the writing really fast. And the voice acting could use more work.

Skatoonist responds:

Thanks for pointing this out! I'll try to improve the writing as the series goes on! thanks!

[How Kratos plays FNAF]

I was expecting the fanboys fighting instead...

[Iphone 666]

I like how you try to make fun of steve jobs like psyicpebbles even though psyicpebbles already did that...

MrChambers responds:

I didn't make fun of Steve Jobs